happiness_off_a_childhood
If you believe everything is possible

officertoast:

officertoast:

I JUST SWALLOWED THE WIRE FROM MY BRACEĀ 

PLEASE HELP

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DO NOT


hempest:

sexponents:

MY TOASTER IS ON FIRE WHAT DO I DO

make a text post

43 years old! Fuck you!! I'm younger than you!! Bitch!!

touchmydickk:

My ask box is not a toilet, take your shit somewhere else


deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere